Peanut Butter and Onion Sandwich
Are you depressed? Disinterested with life? Looking for a little spark in your day to light that fire within? Well, that sucks. Bob Ross once said, "We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents". This is a testament and test of that theory. The creamy peanut butter texture combined with the sharp sting of raw, unfiltered onion will make your taste buds go "we continue to stray further from…
Ingredients
One (1) Peanut Butter (smooth preferred)
Two (2) slices of bread (dealer's choice; white bread provides maximum depression)
One (1) Spoonful Diced Onions (amount varies, read instructions)
(Optional) Balsamic Vinegar/Glaze
Instructions
1
Separate your two slices of bread onto two pieces of paper.
2
Apply Peanut Butter to both slices of bread. Apply as thick of a smear as preferred.
3
Take spoonful of diced onions and add to the slice of bread to the left. Optionally, add more - though consider the integrity of both the sandwich and your soul.
4
(Optional) Apply balsamic vinegar/glaze to the slice of bread to your right.
5
Place the slide of bread to your right onto the slide of bread to your left butter-side down. Press gently to merge the slides into one.
6
Consume your mistake.
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